Fishing in the Rivers of Life

Fishing in the Rivers of Life

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  • End of the road

    May 25, 2025
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    I have a terrible memory, and it’s getting worse. Up until now, that’s been a blessing in disguise. Let’s face it, as a photojournalist who has covered war and natural disasters, who wants total recall? But as I said, it’s getting worse. Until now, life has been like driving a car through the dusk with…

  • The Steak Pie of Labour’s Lost

    May 24, 2025
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    A Gravy-Stained Time Machine It must have been a strange sight: a large, portly gentleman in a checked linen Borsalino, sitting on the passenger side of a beaten-up left-hand drive Rav4. Well past his prime, just like the car. Its blue-green paintwork was as faded as his hair and patchy, like his memory. His eyes…

  • Bearing Witness: Why You Must See the World Press Photo Exhibition

    May 24, 2025
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    If you do one thing this bank holiday, or even just one thing in the next three months, visit the World Press Photo Exhibition at the MPB Gallery, Here East, London. Why? Because not all superheroes wear capes. Some wear press vests in the most dangerous corners of the world. I call them superheroes because,…

  • Prawns in the curtains

    May 22, 2025
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    A Strange Turn in the Mirror Hopefully, I’m not going to cry, but I am gripped by a sense of melancholic failure as I’ve just suffered a quite frankly strange out-of-body experience. My life flashed before me. I was there but not really present; I was wandering like a stranger in my own world. It…

  • Blast from the past

    May 22, 2025
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    Marching to a Fantasy Tune Left, right, left, right, left, right, left. No, that’s not the commentary track to a game of political ping-pong between Labour and the Tories, but the tune to which Rishi Sunak would have the nation’s youth marching. The only problem is that, while it sounds simply spiffing, it’s utterly out…

  • Heretical and Heavenly: The Leica Q3

    May 22, 2025
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    Wrestling with the truth How I agonised as I ummed and ahhed over how to say this, worrying whether I should pull my punches or just give it to you straight. So let’s just cut to the chase. This camera is a masterpiece. Come on, a Leica with autofocus! You’ve got to be impressed. Believe…

  • Dad’s Army 2025

    May 18, 2025
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    Who Do You Think You Are Kidding, Mr Putin? It’s Saturday night, and the reboot of that old classic hits the screens with its familiar theme tune, whistle along if you want. So, who do you think you are kidding, Mr Putin. If you think old England’s done? And then the title sequence has that…

  • Too Old to Pogo, Too Young to Die

    May 18, 2025
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    I want to dance. Not smooch. No slow dance at the end of the evening with high hopes and low expectations. I don’t want Barry White. I want the Toy Dolls. I don’t want pop. I want punk. I want to thrash and writhe. I want to be thrown through the DJ booth. I want…

  • Where is my fucking hoverboard?

    May 17, 2025
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    Where is my hoverboard? Where is my hoverboard? Come on, where the fuck is my hoverboard? I’ve seen Back to the Future Part II and guess what? No fucking hoverboard. The film was set in 2015, and it’s way past then. Instead of gliding over pavements like Marty McFly, but cooler obviously, we’ve got electric…

  • Have a Nice Day

    May 16, 2025
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    Why on earth is AI so fucking optimistic? Come on, you must have noticed. It’s worse than living in small-town America, what with its never-ending round of cheery “have a nice day” and “there you go, Darlin” after every fucking dreary completed task. For Christ’s sake, I’m not ordering doughnuts. I fucking hate it. And…

  • Plane Stupid or Stupid Plane?

    May 16, 2025
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    No Such Thing as a Free Plane There’s an old adage that states, “there’s no such thing as a free lunch,” and while that may remain true, perhaps it’s time to update the world-worn saying to: “there’s no such thing as a free plane.” Let me put it another way. It’s always been a dream…

  • Goodbye, Wilf

    May 12, 2025
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    A bright day, a dark task Bright sunshine conceals a dark day. Birds sing and angry drivers toot, oblivious to the mood. I can just about hear the babble of the infants in the playground like a faraway brook. Life is all around. Blue skies, warm sun, the world is on its head today. It…

  • The Fujifilm X100VI – a triumph of technology and styling

    May 10, 2025
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    A beast of burden dreams of film As I trudge and traipse across London Bridge, grumbling like a mule and burdened like a packhorse, I recall a time before digital equipment weighed me down. And once again I find myself wishing: if only digital cameras could be more like their film forefathers. Cue nostalgia and…

  • Blessed Are the Cheesemakers

    May 9, 2025
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    The Joke That Took 45 Years to Land Around 554 moons ago, as I chortled my way through Monty Python’s Life of Brian, I laughed my little heart out at one line without understanding its meaning. Now, 45 years later, I’ve just gone: ahhh. All it took was age. The key to decoding my ancient…

  • Nigel and the Milkshake of Destiny

    May 3, 2025
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    A Screech at the Radio Christ alone knows what the neighbours are thinking. For about the tenth time, I scream at the radio. The venom and the message are the same: “You don’t speak for me, you fucking moron.” It’s not nuanced, not balanced, but that’s what you get from Nigel Farage. Well, not him…

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