Trying to write
a love song,
something punchy,
not too long.

Chas ‘n’ Dave —
my inspiration.
Come on now,
what, you hate ’em?
There just ain’t
no pleasin’ you.

Top of the Pops
was my aim —
sadly,
they’re out the game.

But, by Jove,
I will not cry —
time to exploit
old Spotify.